In less time than it took you to read the first 16 words of this comment, four Olympians' hearts were crushed. Two others were filled with joy. Losers...

Lots of money, lots of luck and players who didn't care about winning ugly, just so long as they won, turned Chelsea into the champions of Europe...

"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody." For their sake, here's hoping that Samuel Eto'o and Asamoah Gyan don't soon find...