In Russia's most famous anti-bureaucracy satire from the 19th century, "The Government Inspector," an official boasts of accepting bribes in puppies, not money.
An official was convicted of the same crime this week.
Army officer Yulai Giniyatov, 27, was found guilty of obtaining various perks from a conscript under his command last year in exchange for passes to leave the unit, Interfax reported Wednesday.
The conscript, Yevgeny Klimentyev, purchased tables and plumbing equipment for Giniyatov's mechanized infantry company, as well as a laptop and a mobile phone for Giniyatov, Kommersant reported.
He also repaired Giniyatov's car — and, yes, shelled out 30,000 rubles ($1,000) for a Yorkshire terrier puppy for Giniyatov's girlfriend.
The conscript spent more than 60,000 rubles to gain permission to go on leave twice a month — much more frequently than soldiers are usually allowed, Interfax said.
Klimentyev's leaves lasted for days instead of the usual 24 hours, and some soldiers in his unit did not even know what he looked like, Lifenews.ru reported.
No penalties were reported for the conscript, but Giniyatov was charged with fraud and extortion.
He could have faced up to four years in prison, but the Novosibirsk Garrison Court only slapped him with a fine of 350,000 rubles ($12,500) and banned him from executive positions in state agencies for two years.
The court also confiscated items obtained by Giniyatov — including the terrier, no longer a puppy. No mention of the dog's whereabouts was available.
Prosecutors, who requested to jail Giniyatov and demote him to a private, did not say whether they would appeal.
Numerous studies indicated that corruption has flourished over the past decade. The Economic Development Ministry said Tuesday that Russians paid $5.9 billion in bribes last year, almost double the amount in 2001.
In the 1836 play by Nikolai Gogol, a corrupt judge tells fellow bureaucrats: "I tell everyone plainly that I take bribes, but what kind of bribes? Why, greyhound puppies." The line has became a catchphrase in Russian culture.
A Message from The Moscow Times:
Dear readers,
We are facing unprecedented challenges. Russia's Prosecutor General's Office has designated The Moscow Times as an "undesirable" organization, criminalizing our work and putting our staff at risk of prosecution. This follows our earlier unjust labeling as a "foreign agent."
These actions are direct attempts to silence independent journalism in Russia. The authorities claim our work "discredits the decisions of the Russian leadership." We see things differently: we strive to provide accurate, unbiased reporting on Russia.
We, the journalists of The Moscow Times, refuse to be silenced. But to continue our work, we need your help.
Your support, no matter how small, makes a world of difference. If you can, please support us monthly starting from just $2. It's quick to set up, and every contribution makes a significant impact.
By supporting The Moscow Times, you're defending open, independent journalism in the face of repression. Thank you for standing with us.
Remind me later.